Fill a tall glass with ice.
Add the vodka, tomato juice, and lemon juice to the glass.
Add dashes of Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco sauce to taste.
Add a pinch of salt and a pinch of freshly ground black pepper.
Stir well with a long spoon for 20 to 30 seconds.
Taste and adjust salt, heat, or lemon juice as needed.
Garnish with a celery stalk and a lemon wheel on the rim of the glass.